MISSILE DEFENSE

a radio skit by Frank Cromer - http://www.geocities.com/iisdbomb

OFFICIAL: Hello, Mr. President, thank you for joining us at Chuck E. Cheese to present the new missile defense system to you.

W: I love Chuck E. Cheese! (GIGGLES) I love Chuck E. Cheese!

OFFICIAL: Let's begin the test.

CHUCK: HI EVERYBODY!

W: Hi, Chuck E. Cheese!

OFFICIAL: (FIRM) Mr. President, on the screen you'll see enemy bogeys launched from across the sea.

W: (GIGGLES) You said bogeys, that sounds like boogers!

OFFICIAL: Please, Mr. President. Now when the enemy... missiles fly over, we simply launch our Star Wars to ferret out the real targets and attack!

W: (FAST) Can I play? Can I play? Can I play?

CHUCK: Let him play, itÕs just a game!

OFFICIAL: (ASIDE) I know, IÕm trying to keep him busy while we test the REAL system back at the Pentagon with Cheney!

ELECTRONIC ZAPPING, EXPLOSIONS

W: Take that you bad guys! POW POW POW!

OFFICIAL: Get him a pizza will ya, ratboy?

CHUCK: You came to the right place for pizza!

W: I love Chuck E. Cheese! I love Chuck E. Cheese! (CLAPS)

ANCR: Later at the White House...

W: OHHHH! My tum tum aches! I donÕt wanna be president anymore!

OFFICIAL: Sir, do you wanna lay down on your blankie and watch Aladdin again?

W: Yeah, me tired now.

CHUCK: Hi, this is Chuck E. Cheese. Of course our president isn't a coddled baby! Or is he?